Kyle

Kyle: Skater bro, who can either be seen chugging monster energy or red bull down at the skate park.
In juvenile forms can be seen talking to Stacey's however, in adult form Kyle's will move onto Karen's. This will last for 3 children before they Kyle will leave Karen

Kyle sipped his monster energy looking over Karen whilst she complained to the manager about his skateboard not being good enough

Kyle

Even if he gets it wrong at times, a Kyle is always learning and improving even when others may see him as a perfect little being. A man with unquestionable honor and golden resolve.

Kyle is so wacky!

kyle

a complete dunce

Man I can't believe I trusted a kyle. He can't even tie his shoes.

Kyle

eats his dog named Kirby without guilt because he's emotionless

Kyle likes eating his dog

Kyle

drinks monster 4 times a day, never showers, always has a bag of haribo

"kyle is the definition of kyle" - Jen (SFE )

Kyle

White dude, drinks a lot of monster, used to be cool in the 2000's in highschool but now he's a man going bald who regrets tattooing flames around his entire arm.

Yo, is that my man Kyle?! WHasaAaaAaa...

kyle

prettiest dude ever !2>£{|{£ kyle plays baseball and a VERY good haircut !! once again kyle is the prettiest person you will evr meet

“kyle is so pretty. he looks so nice playing baseball too”