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National céleste day

may 12th is national céleste day it is a day to give céleste mango juice and lists of money and praise her make sure to bring that mango juice or she will transform

Person 1: Hey it’s national céleste day let’s give her mango juice
person 2: Yeah lets go

by céleste November 26, 2021


National wife day

On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.

Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day

by #1 redler June 29, 2021


National witch day

Try doing a ritual

1. Hey, it’s national witch day! That means.... la chupachabra la chupacabra, come to my spiritual world

by (almost) perfection October 30, 2020


national sheerin day

the national day of sheerin

“hey, did you know it’s national sheerin day on the 15th of October?”

by kylemcginleysgrannie October 14, 2020


national roksana day

National Roksana day is on 1st of July. Everyone has to listen to them and never hesitate.If they do , they have to get ignored by Roksana .

Sit down!” - Roksana

“No?” - Someone
“Well you have to listen to me , it is National Roksana Day.”

by twinklingr June 18, 2021


National Rape Day

April 24th is a TikTok declared national holiday created by “men.” Anyone who participates in this holiday should run a truck into a oil refinery whilst they are inside.

P.S.- Men is in quotes as the government has yet to find the original video and there are very few videos supporting the holiday. Almost all of the videos seem like jokes as I have mostly seen ones with girls dancing in the background or where they film themselves and add dialogue above it.

Random ass hobo: National Rape Day is April 24th! So excited!

Me: Run a truck into an oil refinery.

by goofy irish adhd diabetic boy April 24, 2023

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National Hickey Day

National Hickey Day serves as an important reminder to all of us of the power of love and connection. The act of giving and receiving a hickey is an intimate, physical way to express your affection for someone else and it should be celebrated.

National Hickey day provides everyone with an opportunity to celebrate our connections with loved ones and recognize the importance of physical intimacy in relationships. There are many benefits associated with expressing physical affection such as increased oxytocin levels (the love hormone), improved moods, lower stress levels, and even deeper connections between partners!

My girlfriend gave me a huge hickey on national hickey day and I had to wear a turtleneck to school every day for a whole week.

by Hickey King January 14, 2023

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