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They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina
I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.
n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.
Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!
Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.
A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX
“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”
When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.
"The last time I saw Barry he was bald and look at him now! He's definitely been to Turkey"
You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement
Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”