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A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!
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Descriptive term for the sound of semen and gas erupting from the anus after anal intercourse. Erutpions may also consist of several other liquids and cremes, some of these may include lubricants and sunscreens.
He filled up her bowels with his jizz, and she let out a huge oyster fart all over the cheap hotel sheets.
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You know. Sort of like a productive cough, except the other end. 'Nuff said.
I had a bad productive fart this morning.
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the most amazin sound we have the pleasure of creating following shagging, especially doggy style. the greatest thing is you can learn to do them solo when standing in your head. far from being an insult, fanny farts are our fanny's way of sayin thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they jus want to be appreciated!! WE LOVE FANNY FARTS!!!!!!
"OH my god the sound of your fanny fart has just made me come i love fanny farts!!!"
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Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.
Oh man, Harry! The other day I dick farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! Arrg! I'm a pirate!
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anonther word for anal cavity.
i am gonna piss in your fart box if you dont straighten up bitch!
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A wet fart that bubbles out of your anus
We were watching the football game today and Scottie ripped a bubblah fart. All I heard was the ripple and it stunk to high heaven.
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