Low Hanging Fruit

Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"

"Don't play yourself, this is low hanging fruit"

sudden fruiting

when u shove a fruit up your ass

Dude! You need to try sudden fruiting!

sick fruit

Drugs

"Hey, do you know we're they sell sick fruit." -Rod

"Do I look like a drug dealer to you?" -Random Person
"Yeah, bruh." -Rod

"I'ma call the cops on you foo!" -Random Person

fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.

Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!

Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities

Bro, your dad is German and your mom is Italian and Japanese, your a fruit wagon

Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities

We don’t want none of them fruit wagons in our country

Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.

Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!