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Peter

Peter is the epitome of the perfect man for the job. Any job. This includes lover and best friend….

Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.

On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.

He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.

If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!

Human: Peter will you please stop being so noisy and crass!
Peter: Fuck off!

Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.

Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory

Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.

by pint-sized pumpkin eater November 26, 2021


Peter

A person who does not like sports. Peter is introverted and lazy, but they are adorable. They are very passionate about the little things like music and they are a very good actor. They tend to procrastinate a lot but they do get everything done in the end, all be it last-minute. They have great friends who love them, but Peter is very skittish and doesn't like to be touched. Nevertheless, they do love their friends a lot and would die for them.

"Hey, do you know Peter?"
"Yes, they're such a great person! I'm lucky to be friends with them."

by JeremiahZ November 21, 2021


peter

the best name is exist and they are prolly the most innocent person u have ever met

hey, is your name peter?
yes
u are loved

by BigVirgin101 March 14, 2022


Peter

A dumbass person who thinks they are cool and funny but in real life they are not then they get no bitches so basicly he likes to fuck edp445 in the ass because he likes to cream on them

your like a peter FUCK ME HARDER

by 123peter May 6, 2022


Peter

someone who cares for others more than they care for themself. someone who constantly puts their friends, family, and relationships before their own needs. someone who is so kind and so endearing and so wholesome and so amazing, you can't help but appreciate and care for them. i couldn't help but love them ^^

"peter should focus on himself more, he's such an amazing person and he never sees that."

by 𝐜𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚 September 10, 2020


Peter

Someone who stabs his friends in the back and his motto is hoes before bros. In general they are only in it for the ladies.

That guy did a Peter on me, I though we were gonna hang out, but he is all about hoes before bros.

by dankmoim November 19, 2016


Peter

A smart funny guy is always there when you need the sometime that’s not his real name he loves the cw the flash and he is caring no matter how fucking mad he is he will still make your day

Peter is kind

by Soy Peter September 11, 2019