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When A Girl Rides on a guys dick that is less than four inches.
Stef was riding the tink-tink last night for so long Jeremiah lost his soul
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A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.
"Chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! That's were that stain on the carpet must have come from...."
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When a female rides the dick hard and with a lot of zest.
"Ride it like a soldier."
dude believe me when I tell you, she rode it like a soldier.
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Just the coolest thing to say nowadays!!! badicker
Hey i talk to you later...Ride The Bull!!!!! Yeeeeehaaaaa!!!
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Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.
Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.
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When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs
Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride
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When a couple is 69-ing with the man on bottom and the woman on top. For it to be considered a Chicago carriage ride, however, the man cannot have an erection.
Ben was really excited about his date last night, but they just ended up taking a Chicago carriage ride.
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