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The American Flag is just another one of the perverse terms for a crude sexual act in the same family as the "dirty sanchez". Ther American Flag starts off with a male recieving oral sex from a female. When the male is on the brink of his climax, he must first punch the woman in the eye (creating a blue like coloring), punch her in the nose (creating red from the blood), and finally shooting his semen onto the other eye, thus creating Red, White, and Blue.
The other day when my girl was giving me head, I totally American Flaged her when she was least expecting it! sadly, she dumped me shortly afterward.
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Green Day has always been making songs filled with communistic propaganda.
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a typical car where young naive, lost, cocky, white boys would drive not knowing shit about cars, and thinks their cars the shit just becuase it beat some riced out import and would get all excited about beating it, thus thinking all imports are crap. well, the sad thing is muscle car fans out there u gotta be joking with ur tin can piece of crap, ugly, unreliable, muscle cars, cuz any import around the same price range will kill it either in the straight away or the curves. actually it doesnt even have to be on the same price range, and would still beat it.
all you dumbass white boys think honda civics, and accords are the only imports out their but think again. there are many imports that can beat mustangs, camaros, transams, and even corvettes with some mods. and we're only talking about the straights.
some ex will be:(evo9,sti,350z,s2000,type s,skyline,supra twin turbo,wrx,) so many more to name. and note all these cars with only 2000-3000 dollars in mods or even less will kill all muscle cars.
an evo9 or sti with just a reflash will kill mustangs, transams, and camaros on the drag. so you muscles fans out their just admit it that ur cars suck dick. not even white girls like it. too bad all the chicks dig imports. another plus side is that it has style, quality, fuel efficient, light, chick magnets, and handles million times better.
i own a sti and spent only 2300 dollars in mods which includes( vishnu stage 1, used hks turbo back, manual boost control, and a used down pipe) and beat a 2006 corvette by one car length, which cost almost twice as much even with all the mods. thats pretty sad you muscle car fans, isnt it. and the conclusion is this if i can beat a corvette then i can beat about 90% of all muscles cars. so dont even argue any more aiite. its over. nothing to argue about. muscles cars suck no matter what. its the fact. aiite payce.
american muscle: hey wanna race gotta corvette, and i bet i can toy with ur little toy.
stier: ok no problem lets see what u can do you little american muscle boy.( vroom, tires screechh and sti takes off)
american muscle: oh shit where did that lil car go. oh dam its already at the drive thru at mcdonalds. wtf...
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Clothing for pre-teens and teens who whine incessantly to mommy and daddy to buy them clothing that is already worn out. Usually favored by middle and high school posers who want desperately to "fit in". ; A cheaper alterative for those who can't buy the equally horrible Abecrombie.
"But Mommy, all the cool kids wear AE, can I PLEEEEAAAAASE get the over-priced worn out t-shirt that looks like it came from a garage sale?"
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Any Burrito is an American Burrito because a Mexican Burrito doesn't exist.
Ignorant American: "hey Hoezay (Jose) I'll take ya to Taco Bell so u can make me one of them Burritos.i love me sum Burritos how about you do ya like that good Mexican food."
Mexican Named George: "It's not my fault you don't know how to order from Taco Bell or how to make your own American Burrito. I like to eat a Burrito every once in a while but I eat it like it's a foreign food because they don't make fake Mexican food in my hometown.
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An evil capitalist organization which purchased an amazing Canadian clothing company called Bluenotes (nee Thrifty's), and turned it into a prepy knock off company, that sells jeans that are wrinkled, torn, and look like they've been worn.
If you want worn clothes, go to Value Village.
American Eagle is about to release the ultimate in vintage clothing... Jeans that smell like cat pee...
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Pronunciation: It-Al-Ion A-Mare-Ikan (noun)
An American person of Italian ethnicity and who usually has a good city job that they got because they are politically connected.
"I can't be a fireman, because I am not an Irish-American or Italian-American."
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