The best person in the whole world he is simply to good at everything he does usually compared to a god.
He is hot 🥵
And good at everything he does he is blond with long beautiful hair he is simply to good for any human he has everything anyone could wish for.
Person1: Is that god
Person2: No that’s Auguste
The best girlfriend ever, she is so important person, they literally named a whole month after her. She is such a baddie, and she knows it too. Every nice word you can find in the dictionary is literally based of off her. Auguste is so kind and she loves to pet stray animals. She knows how to make bomb ass Chinese chicken, and she is the best teacher too. She gives the best advice for those who are in need. She is a great friend and she knows how to make you feel loved and accepted. Everyone needs a Auguste in their. (She’s mine though)
I love me a Auguste
The greatest guy of all times, he is blond born in New York he is French amazing in sports, great cook,
Basically he is the best person in the whole universe.
I Love Auguste.
Auguste Jones is the greatest.
Yeah I know right.
The birthday of cowgirl loving nerds who pretend you dont exist when you see them in the halls. This person isnt anywhere near gay but everyone thinks they are. This person doesnt care about how you feel but some how always makes you feel better. Happy birthday weirdo.
Peter: Its my birthday today August 25th
Venus: No its not lol
Peter: Yeah it actually is
Venus: Uh oh Happy Birthday my bad
If you were born in this day your gayer then my fucking mom. 🖕🏻
:”Dude when we’re you born?
:”August 25th, why?
if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november
“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”
“how?”
“we were born July-August“
“fuck”