Gyro meat. The kind of meat that doesn't squeal before you eat.
Hey what's that greasy meat you are eating? Its Arab bacon goes great on a pita with sum tahini.
When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps
getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon
Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"
Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"
The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.
Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'
Bacon you put on your partners nipples to help them orgasm
would you like some sexy bacon my dear?
Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.
"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"
"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."
When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"