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A used tampon that has no blood on it ,but a lot of female Pussy Juice absorbed in it.
I didn't have my period yet this month. all my tampons were polar bears swimming in open water.
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the disturbing act of scratching the inside of the vagina or ass during fisting
this crazy girl came up to me last night and asked me to bear claw her
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The act a male performs when placing one's genitals in the mouth of a sleeping senior citizen when their gums are out.
Josh's grandma is asleep, gums are out, and gummy bear is in the air!
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nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.
JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.
Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck
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A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.
"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
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When your partner pees on you (usually the chest or face) immediately following sexually climax.
After licking my ass for half-an-hour, the last thing I wanted was a kiss, so she gave me a Bear Grylls.
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