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A large, four-armed, ape like creature known to haunt the Arctic or rocky areas of the planet Pandora. Also known as a Primal Creature, Ferrovore, or, most commonly, a Bullymong.
-Axton: Hey, did you see me kill that Boner Fart by hitting it with a Grenade?
-Salvador: Yeah, that was awesome!
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Ellie: OMG! is that Caidie?!
Amy: It certainly is, isn’t she well clapped.
Ellie: No! Not at all, she just gave me the biggest girl boner!
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When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.
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when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
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A tough guy in movies that really is actually just a nice guy softie. Such as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.
Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!
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The inability to touch or overly sensitive sensation a male gets in his dick after an ejaculation or eruption has occurred.
This chick tried playing with my dong after I emptied my bags on her chest but couldn't let her cuz my piece was still to boner sensitive.
While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.
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Unexpected, but welcomed boners.
When you get an erection out of nowhere an are pleasantly surprised. ie: sitting in class and all of a sudden... "Dude I just got the nicest value boner."
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