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Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.

Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.

by applebottomjeans12 May 13, 2020


Death Check

Reference to a check received from a recently deceased relative that was loaded and has happened to have left most of their money to one individual.

Have you gotten your death checks in the mail yet? Your uncle must've had it made.

by Shae Dickinson November 21, 2007


check valve

Refers to a careful inspection of the positioning/operation of a new/replacement one-way flow-stopper to make sure it's being installed in the correct "direction".

Zero was too stupid/unaware/forgetful to perform a "check valve" detail when hooking up the plumbing for the Camp Swampy mess hall, and so now there are geysers squirtiin' up all over da camp, but no water coming out in any of the kitchen-faucets --- just something more for Sarge to bellow about.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018


P Check

Typing the letter 'P' in someone's browser's address bar and exposing all their pornography habits

Alejandro: Ey bro lemme give u a P check
Khawaja: nah bruh I'm clean just cleared my history

by Adly The First January 13, 2022


license check

When you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip" you say "License check".

License check - when you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip"

by Osoevilkid May 30, 2023


Check your melanin

Something heard only in League of Legends lobbies. We don't know exactly what it means, but it sounds like it goes hard for an insult. Something to do with the pigment of your skin.

player 1: "bro y'all are ass just runnin it down giving them free pentas"
player 2: "stfu check your melanin kid"

by binguofudachillin June 11, 2023


Mental Check

Checking up on your partner and there mental health.

Him: Hey Mental check? How you feeling mentally?

Her: I'm doing okay today...Just a little overwhelmed with some stuff.

Him: Talk to me let it out.

Her: Explains..

Him: Listens.

by DrayBaby January 30, 2023