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Shit gravy that your friend made and poured on her shitty mash potato and sweed, and also opens up a can of soup and grates cheese and puts butter in the soup and eats it cold, then finally she gets decimated by Prison warden BIG BOI BILL and his massive cannon while contemplating whether your accident was your fault and if you require compensation
Lumpy Gravy, cold soup...no
When one's hands are cold, It means their AC is about 74 °
"Ay do you see that girl over there? I think her hands are kinda cold"
Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
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An insult to someone's intelligence or ability, or describing an individual who is struggling to keep up with the rest of the pack
. A 'cold shot' refers to a steam-catapult launch from an aircraft carrier when the steam pressure is too low for the launch weight of the aircraft; on reaching the end of the deck, the aircraft is going too slowly for safe flight and may drop dramatically, or even (in extreme cases) ditch. If ditching is avoided, there follows an agonisingly slow climb away with the handle jammed forward and all the gauges pegged in a desperate attempt to gain height and speed.
"So what's the new guy like, any good ?"
"Man, he's flying off a cold shot."
"How's the training going ?"
"I feel like I'm flying off a cold shot"
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When a man doesn't cum during sex so he has to go to the bathroom and jerk off.
Dude she was too ugly even for me. I ended up giving myself a cold banana.
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The newest game in the Call of Duty franchise and it is a fun game with a single player, multiplayer, and a good Zombies
Me: “Hey Justin did you play Call Of Duty Cold War last night?”
Justin “Yeah, and I’m cracked 😫”
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When that cold brew hits its hits hard
When that cold brew hits it hits hard like really hard harder than a bull when its balls get squeezed
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