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The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.
I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.
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When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
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The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth
The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other
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term used in the penta-hood to describe how hot it truly is. Often correlates with temperatures above 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
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The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.
Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.
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Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.
It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
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A guy who always tries to get the same girls as you, and often manages. Your sexual histories contain a lot of the same names, and you hate and fear one another, yet oddly respect your equal potential for ho wrangling. If you ever encounter one another at a urinal, you will both sneakily try to glimpse each other's equipment, to assess the enemy's capabilities. You will never again talk to female friends who bed your rival.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
You can't shag Lewis, he's Rosco's dick enemy- he'll never talk to you again
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