Do Shit

The act of being michevious when bored out of ones mind.

When Mike, Matt, and Logan were bored, the decided to do shit.

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do the job

verb: to thoroughly beat the crap out of an individual, usually done to make sure an individual acts as desired.

Guy 1: Yea, I can't go tonight. I've got something else going on.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.

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dippy-do

The act of having unprotected sex and then pulling out before ejaculating.

OMG! I can't believe you dippy-doed last night Will! Do you wanna be a baby daddy?

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doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69

Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.

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Wot doing?

"What are you doing"

"Wot doing loy"

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doing a tabitha

1) Saying you’re going to come but cancel or “flake” out last minute.

2) Saying you’re too busy to come even thought you’re really not, eg; “sorry i’ve got to clean the cupboards”

3) Hibernating in your room “revising” for unimportant tests that are two weeks away instead of socialising with friends and family

please vote yes thanks guys :)

1) Oh is she not coming? I guess she’s just doing a tabitha again
2) She is always doing a tabitha, when will she ever come out her room?

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Do It For The Story

Often used to motivate an individual to do something intrinsically fulfilling or exciting in lieu of other life mandates that do not promote that person's sense of happiness or wellness.

Jessie: Hey Mandy, want to go with me to the SNL cast afterparty tonight?

Mandy: Oh thanks for asking but no, I really should start studying for the business law exam.
Jessie: C'mon girl, DO IT FOR THE STORY!
Mandy: You know what? You're right. I'd kill to meet Justin Timberlake, and the books will be waiting for me when I get back!

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