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Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
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The first kiss of the day in the morning after a nights sleep. The breathe is less than fresh, may cause a twitch in the eye if particularly pungeant.
Keith: *gags* Have you brushed your teeth today Charlene?
Charlene: No, not today, not yesterday, not ever. Toothbrushes are the work of the devil.
Keith: That was a total dragon kiss dear, I'm getting you a toothbrush devil or not.
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a person who has sex with dragons often(fat girls)
"Yo dude Jeff totally banged liz last night."
"Haha i'm not suprised Jeffs a legit dragon slayer."
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Steve: Oh, man, Ihave to let the sea dragon roar.
Homey Joe: What?
Steve: I have to piss.
Homey Joe: Oh.
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noun: a large group of males with a close, borderline homosexual affinity, lining up in single file either for a pose or a means of making an entrance, and placing their hands on the hips of the male in front of them, with the lead male forming the traditional "praying hands." In this manner the males travel until the party dragon is disbanded.
"Alright boys--picture time, line up for the party dragon!"
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When you drop your funky spunk into the other person's mouth, pull your cack out and smack em across the face with it causing the gunk to fly out with force.
I dropped my load down Sally's mouth and smacked her for the spitting dragon effect.
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The steaming dragon, a bizarre-sexual technique, was created from the mixture of 'The dragon' (semen, nose) and 'The cleveland steamer' (excrement, chest.) The steaming dragon consist on you taking a dump into your partner's mouth, who will expell it through her/his nose right onto your chest.
Yo, da bitch steaming dragoned me!
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