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I really need to Dylan right now
My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it
I really hate when she Dylans all over the place
Loves anal (receiving) and alabama hot pockets (normal or reverse).
Dylan is such a huge weirdo he's in to some nasty, kinky shit.
He is a hot boy, with a beautiful personality. He has good grades and will likely go to collage, he acts gay but he get all the girls in his DMs. He is a nice caring person, until you piss him off. He’s one of the hot boys
Dylan personality
Backstabbing jerk that is nice to you one day then lies to you dylan can be very sweet when you hang out with him but when he is with his friends he’s a total jerk and acts cool cause he’s “popular
Patric: Omg he’s a backstabber
Me: Oh that must be dylan
He’s a sexy boy with a attitude, gets what he wants. And talk about what he wants. He had multiple problems but is a real bitch, he’s a real one. He may act gay. But he get all the bitches in his dms. He’s unknown. He know how’s to dress, and he knows how to cook.
Dylan
Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Dylan: THOT
Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”
He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan