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The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."
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"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."
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Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.
Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...
Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.
When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.
A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling
Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.
This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.
Once who uses Facebook to gain sympathy or attention by updating his/her status with depressing or self loathing comments
John: Did you see Christy's status earlier? I am starting to get concerned about her.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.
A Facebook dandy is a younger or young-ish gay male whose facebook profile picture shows him shirtless in the bathroom mirror; the picture usually shows the very camera which was used to take the picture. In addition to the profile picture, most of the other pictures on his Facebook page are shirtless ones of him, taken by himself or taken by others. The profile picture of the Facebook dandy is a good indication of what can be found in the rest of his profile: Truly atrocious taste in music, a fondness for inane TV shows and movies, and many FB friends with similar profile pictures.
"Darryl wants to be friends on facebook; but his profile pic makes him look like a total narcissistic douchebag. That, and the pictures of him at the pool, at the club, and at the beach. Darryl is clearly in good shape, but he's as shallow as a dinner plate. I'm not adding him as a friend, as I don't want to be bombarded with the predictable cascade of self-picture downloads and 'shares' every time there's a new Lady GaGa song. I don't want a Facebook dandy on my friends list."