North Korean Food

Slang for non-existant.

Grandma: Eat up
Me: But I'm full.
Grandma: No you're not. Keep eating.
Me: Fine. I'll eat North Korean Food

Johnny's Food Truck

Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.

"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"

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White People Food

Here is a list of white people food made by a white person: Mayonnaise, any casserole dish, potato salad, coleslaw, most things made with mayo, varietal breads, things with out seasoning or very little seasoning, CHIC-FIL-A, salad with no dressing, feet ect

Wow, this food has no flavor, and is covered in mayonnaise, must be White People Food! Damnit, not again.

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junk food luck

when things happen to you that you want to happen but are not necessarily good for you.

chloe: "the new hot guy is flirting with me!"
jack: "yea but you have a boyfriend"
Chloe: "well thats some junk food luck"

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terrorist style food

Much like a terrorist this food sneaks up on you with an explosion at an awkward or unoportune time (after you eat it)

"What do you want for dinner? Chipotle, Thai, Indian?"

"No way man that shits terrorist style food"

4👍 1👎

Dog Food Gangstas

A group of street thugs borne from the recent Strong Band Email from Ry-guy, who closed his email with the tag line. "peace out my dawg foo gangsta yo" with the Great and Awexome Strongbad mistook as Dog Food Gangsta, which spurred him to ask, "Ought I be offended"

"Dog Food Gangstas:
Canned or Dry,
We Neva Die"

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Fast food full

The fullness you feel after you eat fast food, i.e. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's etc.

Do you want some dinner?" "No, I am fast food full.

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