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A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.
I Fell and got this jesus palm the other day.
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chair of jesus, where jesus' bum sat
"i want to sit in the jesus chair!!"
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Similar to the filthy Sanchez but with one major difference. After you've engaged in anal sex you don't just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard.
I gave your sister the chocolate Jesus last night.
Really, how'd she take it?
I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.
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A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.
Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.
My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.
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Jesus is savior is perhaps the biggest troll website on the internet. Within its hallowed lines of code, insane author David J. Stewart, only real prophet of one Jesus H. Christ, spreads the true word of God to everyone who incurs his (David’s) wrath, such as the whole human race, which includes but is not limited to whites, blacks, Asians, Arabs, Chinks, niggas, niggers, Negroes, crackers, Whitey, terrorists, faggots, and the French, and reveals to you that everything you know and love is in reality “of the devil” (even the Bible) and run by “Banksters.” According to this website, anyone who is not David Stewart is bound for demonic booty-rape in Hell, the domain of the Devil, Illuminati, and Democratic Party. The website uses elegant literary devices such as contradiction, grammatical and spelling errers, non-contradiction, redundancy, redundancy, and destroying the reputations of celebrities, including those who need no help in that capacity, such as Justin Bieber, “Satan’s Homosexual Boy Toy.” The reason this website was created is because David got all butt-hurt after child protective services forced his daughter to take drugs that made her hair fall out. Reliving the Red Scare by calling things Communist is also another prevalent theme in Jesus-is-savior. Later in his life, David became a necromancer and beat small children, which led to his flight to Brazil where he remains today.
Drunkard 1: I have a new drinking game we can play.
Drunkard 2: What are the rules?
Drunkard 1: Let’s read an article on Jesus is savior and take a drink every time a reference to Satan is made.
Drunkard 2: Sounds tight brah!
(The poor booze-hounds died of alcohol poisoning without even getting halfway through the article)
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Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.
The Mormon missionary told me to "Let Aqua Jesus in to my life"
Someone who is a Jesus Omnist is someone who practices Omnism in a sense that we are one with all religions. But specifically with Jesus being the messiah, the son of god, the belief that Jesus Christ is the common denominator. What does this mean? Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Muslim, amongst others, of him being acknowledged all define what encompasses Jesus Omnism. we don't discredit any messiah's path but we point to written evidence that acknowledges the walk of Christ.
That guy believed that Christ was his savior. But he's reading the Quran. He's such a Jesus Omnist.