flogging a retarded horse

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

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police horse fart

A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.

"Jeremy dropped a police horse fart and the pub was emptied within seconds"

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Ride the White Horse

Using a Pad or Tampon during menstruation.

"No sex tonight, She's riding the white horse." "Ride the White horse"

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horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

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One Horse Pony

The flim flam that pony soldiers say in the hoosegow.

C'mon man! That flim flam is from the hoosegow and a one horse pony!

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Of course said the horse

Absolutely sure of something

Put a cat in the mug break the mug of course said the horse

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!