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To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.
'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'
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A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.
"Jeremy dropped a police horse fart and the pub was emptied within seconds"
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Using a Pad or Tampon during menstruation.
"No sex tonight, She's riding the white horse." "Ride the White horse"
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The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.
I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.
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The flim flam that pony soldiers say in the hoosegow.
C'mon man! That flim flam is from the hoosegow and a one horse pony!
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An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
Similar to "punch buggy" or "pediddle". When one sees a horse wearing a blanket or "coat", they yell, "horse in a coat!" and proceed to punch the accompanying person. One punch and phrase per "horse in a coat" is necessary, otherwise the oppising persin can counter with the remaining punches. Also, the person getting punched may not hit back, but is permitted to hit another individual who has not yet been punched for that instance. Popular in rural areas, where horses are more common than Volkswagens or one headlight bearing cars.
"Horse in a coat! Horse in a coat!" (followed by 2 punches to play the horse in a coat game)