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A tasty snack meant for pregnant women.
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These are quite literally the biggest pile of human created garbage ever created. If you enjoy eating bread and butter pickles, you don’t deserve to have any friends, or even exist on planet earth.
I heard John likes bread and butter pickles… ghost him
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To literally have your hand all the way in a pickle jar
last night i was wrist deep in a pickle jar
(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one is not used to. Visual similarities appear on the surface but one does not belong with the other.
Nancy: Crickey doesn't David look just like your brother Mitchell in that football kit?
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar
What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.
Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.
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A game where one lays upside-down, naked, with their ass hanging in the air and they try to make a pickle do flips into their asshole. Each successful flip lands the person a point if the pickle successfully makes it into the persons anal cavity.
Dude I just walked in the room and I saw John giving himself the double inverted moon pickle. He said he already had 30 points!
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