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A guy who poses on the internet as the very living definition of calmness.
Whenever an example of someone in the real world (or even online) losing their temper, he will be the first to mock and insult them for their lack of control, as if it could never happen to them.
But secretly, however, they are just as prone to flip out as anyone else, and simply lack empathy or honesty. The internet tough guy's jealous cousin.
<valky> so I got home and I found my wife in bed with my neighbour. I totally lost it, couldn't stop screaming. I threw her out. The kids are with my parents.
<slipklw> you threw her out? jeez what a douche
<valky> don't act internet zen guy with me; I'll fuck your wife and see how you react
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How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.
Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!
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Rule 0 of the internet:Don't fuck with cats.
Garry: Hey! look at this stupid cat lol!
You (most likely):Internet rule zero, RULE ZER-OH
Internet Sex Perverts, also called ISP, is a term to refer to online perverts who draw weird shit. Sometimes they draw children, sometimes adults, mostly children, never adults. The term is very broad and can include many people, some people also have their own definition for ISP but it's mostly agreed that people who draw/edit odd pictures, often involving children.
His mother came in only to see what her son had been drawing; she yelled and called him a Internet Sex Perverts
content on the internet that is so annoying and poorly made, but in such a good way it makes you feel high.
every video on this guy's shitty YTP channel feels like free internet weed
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The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.
I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.
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Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.