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puke jam

What the backup band members play when the lead singer stumbles off-stage to puke. May register both annoyance and epic heroism on the part of the remaining band members.

Even though Matthew Houck barely made it through his set, the rest of the band came through with a riotous puke jam that left the stage strewn with broken bottles, pools of whickey and an overturned drum set.

by houston-be-gone June 1, 2011


Mr. Jams

A man you think about all the time.

Mr. Jams, I think about you all the time.

by BrownleeBaker October 28, 2023


Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.

I will not put up with any of your duff jam

by RenegadeLacrosse November 9, 2019


willy jam

Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.

"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."

by Scribe January 14, 2004


jam roly poly

When you and lady have sexual intercorse whilst on her period

Dude, we both had a jam roly poly last night. Finished it off with custard.

by Thedarpachief December 7, 2017


birthday jam

BIRTHDAY SEX

ARE YOU GETTING THE BIRTHDAY JAM THIS YEAR

by 0FATONY0 August 1, 2017


Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022