a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible
nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover
When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.
Person 1: Whats wrong.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat
Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.
your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!
A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.
Seaman dripping from a limp penis
Your a right useless jizz dripper Pete said to him good friend Ryan
when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.