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July 17

July 17, national send nudes day

July 17th, that means I'll get Jessica's nudes

by The Savior, Taco Bell July 18, 2024


July 17

July 17 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Friend 1: Hey! it's July 17 already!
Friend 2: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Friend 2: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022


July 17

National "take a shower/bath with your soulmate". It isn't always sexual, you can just wash each other and be happy.

Boyfriend: Do you know what day is it?
Girlfriend: July 17, the national shower/bathe with your s/o?
Boyfriend: Exactly, wanna celebrate it?
Girlfirend: Sure!

by mikeroast July 11, 2022


July 17

The day that the legendary couple Yonnie T and Bryson B started dating

Yonnie and Bryson started dating on July 17th 2022

by yonnie2raww September 20, 2022


july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. july 26th, 2024, at 7:08 pm.

guy 1: what is right now?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm.
guy 1: ok thanks

by jsavy July 26, 2024


8 July

the most secretly-sweet people with ingenious jokes in the world... people who really have depth in their thoughts and beliefs
They are also SO stupid when they are spontaneous, like naturally people doubt their nature sometimes

my favorite p3rson was born on this date, I don't think we can work out but I definitely want him to be okay

-I think it came from an old French film, I mean, the guy who was born on 8 july

by cZio September 23, 2023


July 21

Nation back shots and back massage day. On this day you’ve gotta hit it from the back and massage your girl.

Gf: OMG ITS JULY 21
Bf: what’s that

Gf: the day you’ve gotta hit it from the back and massage your girl.

by Max from South Park July 21, 2024