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pissing my leg

Origin: Ireland. Contraction of "taking the piss off someone" and "pulling the leg".

The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.

Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.

-Do you know that they will close the dress shop you like and will open a DYI one instead?

-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!

by françois adélaïde January 15, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


My Leg Is Asleep

A meme started on 4chan (/b/) on 8/11/11

>be senior in school
>Sleep in class
>leg falls asleep
>wake up during passing period
>Get up from desk, walk 2 steps

>Fall on face
>Everyone coming into the room sees me fall
>Crawl out the door
>Not the dinosaur, this really happened

one reply to this said "btw my leg was asleep"

then everyone began doing this

>Waiting after football practice for my ride
>Dumbass hockey coach yells at me for talking loud
>Do jerk off motion while he has back turned
>He turns around

>Pokerface
>brings me into football coaches office
>Tells coach
>football coach says i will be repremanded
>Has a laugh with me about it after hockeyfag leaves
>Leg falls asleep <----- My leg is asleep

by Ice Man 72 August 11, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


daddy long legs

1. a type of spider thats not really a spider because it has 6 legs.

2. a man/child with abnormally long legs in comparison to his torso, who is also close to anorexic.

1. Yo, i was washing my hands in the bathroom and i saw a daddy long legs come out of the drain, and i practically took another shit!

2. Hey daddy long legs, do you have to buy pants especially tailored to fit your long, bony legs?

by fatcuntwithapenis75 June 22, 2017

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


two-legged cattle

See people and stampeding herds.

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


legs over easy

when a girl is 'easy to get'. her legs are easily put over the guy, in a term of sex.

Hey, are your legs over easy? Or are you gonna make him wait this time?

by hannnAHHH March 24, 2008

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


seabass leg lock

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.

Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.

by Seabass October 9, 2017

17πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž