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1) An expression proclaiming an extreme amount of apathy; especially regarding critics.
2) A negative amount of currency, usually an amount lost or owed.
Ex 1:
Woman: I would never date you because your car is not my type.
Man: I don't give A Fat Lesbian's Ass who you'd date, just roll over.
Ex 2: Hal: "How much do you still owe your landlord?"
Preston: "A Fat Lesbian's Ass!"
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A heterosexual woman who feels like she might as well be a lesbian due to her male partner's clitoris sized kenitalia.
All of your girlfriends have been straight-lesbians.
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A tube sock lesbian is an unatractive lesbian that is very butch. Often seen wearing colored stripped tube socks, walks their wallet on a chain and often has side burns.
Dude did you see those old tube sock lesbians. Yeah!, they weren't those pretty lipstic porno lesbians that's for shure!
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when a girl rapes another girl in prison
lesbian prison rape: so theres this girl...horny and lives in prison. so she gets this broomstick and shoves it up her crotch. mmm mmm. then she tells the other bitch to BEND THE FUCK OVER!!! she then sticks the other end up the other bitches ass and fucks the shit outta that bitch....in the ass!!!! WITH A BROOM!
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The opposite of "ur mom gay".
Hey kid, ur mom gay. Oh yeah? ur dad lesbian.
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What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.
Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood
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Usually seen at small to medium sized Christian schools. this is when you are at a dance and you see a group of prudish girls dancing with each other in a circle and or pretending to grind on each other and just acting like big dykes.
man someone needs to break up that lesbian mosh pit! Im gonna go in there and just start humping someone and maybe it will work.
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