merk meat

1. someone who gets killed alot
2. another persons ragdoll in a video game

merk meat is a new player, or a noob with poor skills

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double meat

A man who has the pleasure of two knobbers.

Like milking a cow

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Meat Drops

the white juice secreted from the meat hook-semen

When I broke off tha meat hook in you babys mamas snapper,her thighs were dripping with tasty meat drops,she devoured like a hungy ho.

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goo-meat

The love handle blubber that overflows from the sides of overtight low-rise jeans on a woman.

Check out the the goo-meat on that skank, doesn't she notice that crap hanging out when she greases up her thighs and slides those pants on?!! Gross...

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Meat Tent

Another meaning for a women's vagina.

When she says she has only slept with a few guys, but her meat tent tells another story.

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meat-gazer

1.Label for a man who publicly compares others penis size to potential sexual prowess.
2.Label for someone enlisting into the United States Armed Forces as a means of avoiding or shortening prison time.

Pvt. Cappliner is known as a meat-gazer.

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Cream of Meat

Another way of describing the act of ejaculating in your woman's mouth and having her swallow your jizz in lieu of breakfast.

"She hung around until breakfast, gave me a killer blowjob and swallowed a warm healthy portion of my cream of meat."

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