milk run

When you chug a gallon of milk then have sexual intercourse within 30 mins of chugging the milk.

Nick: “What’d you do when you were in Japan?”
Wyatt: “I went on a milk run”
Nick: “What’s that?”
Wyatt: “I went to a convenience store and grabbed a gallon of milk and a bag of chips on my way home. I chugged half the gallon and then my hook up called and asked me to come over. So I went to her place, had sex for 5 minutes, and chugged the rest of the gallon on my way home”

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Milk Paid

When your high as as fuck and everything is going ABSOLUTELY perfect. You have weed, food, drinks, money, music, entertainment, and you don't want to go anywhere, or do anything because right now, you are in a perfect state of enlightenment. For the time being, you are in nirvana.

Naa, I'm so milk paid, I'm not leaving this room for another 6 hours

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Milk Duds

Women who can't breastfeed their children.

Amy's children were formula feed because she has milk duds.

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hipster milk

its what hipsters drink it is nonfat ,free-rang,vegan feed, organic sheeps milk with is drank through milk straws which are gluten free, all natural, preservative free, lactose free and low sugar

look at that baby drinking hipster milk, its parents must think normal milk is too mainstream

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small milk

A person who is gay....

Large 600ml milks are for men while the 375ml milks are for the fags especialy if it is strawberry

that guy is small milk

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[milk can]

beer, can-o-beer
fawstaz

yo j-man could'ja grab me another milk can from the fridge?

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Whore's Milk

Gerald.
Developed circa 1220, a young lad named Gerald coined this phrase for all objects in sight.

Whore's milk, what do you know?
Are you a whore?

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