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when a woman is wearing a short top and tight jeans, a roll of fat can be seen that looks like the top of a muffin.
only very fit women, without any fat, can wear these tops without looking ugly.
'i was in town yeaterday and i saw a bunch of tarts wearing muffin tops. it was fucking gross.'
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And endearing term for a new friend that you meet that you feel comfortable around, and who you'd like to lightly prod so that they feel this way around you, and let down their guard etc.
Also, there is a strong connotation here towards the act of eating muffins, which like a good friend make you feel satiated and comfortable.
Person 1: Hey muffin breath!
Person 2: :P Heya
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The roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl's pants/skirt which isn't covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a muffin hangs over the paper base).
"That girl shouldn't be wearing that crop top and those low riders..."
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A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.
Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..
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When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth
The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"
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When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.
Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.
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A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.
Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries
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