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A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.
Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.
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Person who walks like a duck because their legs don't touch each other. Weighs approximately 2 pounds on normal days. 1 and 1/2 on skinnier days. Has slept with more than eleven guys in a period of 2 months. Hated by all because of fakeness. Laugh makes you want to hurt a baby. Hair reminds you of a box. Clothes reminds you of a wanna be toddler. The makeup is caked on her face. Face: UGLY.
Kelsey Mehrer is such a fake anorexic girl
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when a guy makes a girl take it in the ass, and tells her to act like she doesnt want it. it makes some men feel better.
I made my bitch take it up the ass, and told her to act like she didn't want it. it was awesome.
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When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out
Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.
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When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, and pretends to cum on her back..when really he is hawking up a big loogie, and spitting it all over her ass. Then when she turns around, thinking the show is over, he blows his real, warm, load right in her fucking eye.
My girl thought I was finished, but I got her with a loogie fake-out. She got it right in the eyes!!
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An insult once said by Donald Trump to call someone fake or the info they give to over people are fake
E.G- Callum you are fake news.
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When someone vapes with no nicotine
I don't do that fake-n-vape stuff, I use 18 mg nicotine!
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