your a prick

An insult used commenly by Scottish people.
Or just for a laugh.

Here mate, your a prick!

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it's your birthday

the day of you birth

hey shorty its your birthday

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I melt in your mouth, not in your hand

This phrase is most commonly used when it's based on oral sex. This can be said by a male or a female.

I'm trying to explain, baby, the best way I can
I melt in your mouth, girl, not in your hand (ha ha)
---50 Cent( fron the song, Candy Shop)

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Pull Your Balls Out of Your Purse

Stop being such a pussy, and do it!

I said to jim,
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.

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Treat your girlfriend like your sister

"Treating your girlfriend like your sister" When one treats his girlfriend as he would treat his sister with care and respect!

Grandad: "make sure you treat your girlfriend like your sister" me: "ok grandad"

your mom

your mom

The insult to end all insults

Person 1: Your ugly

Person 2: Well your mom is ugly

Person 1: Your a fat farm animal

Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal

Random guy: OHHHH diss!

Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)

Me: Your Mom

True Story

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put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.

Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"

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