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A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.
Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."
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Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.
My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself
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"Hey babe, want to have sex?" " Sorry, I'm taking Carrie to the prom."
Newbie, whightey, or old person trying to say "Fa`sh0w, I'm serious!"
n00b1: `/0 |)06 !/\/\ 50 1337
God: Really?
n00b1: For sure dawg, I'm cereal!
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I'm only buzzing with you.
-I'm only joking with you!
-Chill out, sure I'm only messing!
Boy 1 ''You can't play basketball for nuts''
Boy 2 ''Do you want a slap''
Boy 1 ''No, calm down. I'm only buzzin' with you!''
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I agree, trying to get a point accross, is unsure but tries to confide in you by using this phrase.
Agreeing when not even on subject, see example.
Usually heard before or after an elongated "breathing through the teeth" sounnd *See thhhhssshhssst, not unlike when a tradesman is about to tell you how much a repair is going to cost you.
Person 1 (saying phrase): Were you watching the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah that save was amazing the keeper made?
Person 1: Thats what i'm sayin'thhhhssshhssst.
Person 2: No you never you just asked if i seen the game?
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The phrase a basketball player says when they think their going to drop a lot of points in a game
Friend: "You guys got a game today?"
Basketball Player: "Yeah, I'm about to go off today."
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