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When you need to pee but you see something so arousing that you get hard and forget about using the toilet before beating your meat. The sensation you get during post nut clarity ends up being unbelievably painful, as if a fire was dwelling in your penis. It takes a long time to disappear and only gets worse depending what you pleasured yourself to.
Josh: " Dude, last night I had to pee so hard, but I saw a hot lewd of Astolfo and totally forgot he's a dude and that i had to pee. I tryed falling asleep with a silent fire in my pants and strong depression."
Jerry: "Wtf? I just asked for a little money."
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"I'm hanging fire before I commit to buying this latest video game, because I want to find out if it sucks or not first."
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Basically a brain fire is when you go sicko mode but in a retarded way like u go stupid crazy and turnt up to 💯
Omfg yooooo this man's having a brain fire let's gooooo "chant" brain fire brain fire brain fire!!!
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When two homesexual men are involved in gay sex and one man cums into the other man's urethra, then the second man cums at the first, spraying him with his own cum-hence the name
Last night I saw these two gay guys going at it and they totally fucking hit each other with a Friendly Fire!
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The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.
Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..
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When you visit Long Island and your best friend from high school puts you on a ferry and tells you that we are going to an island where many hot foreign exchange chicks from Russia hangout. Unbeknownst of the islands true origin/nature; on the ferry ride over the sound, you notice that something is off with some of the other ferry goers. Men are holding hands. Not just one gay couple but multiples. The ferry finally touches down at a marina on the other side of the sound on Fire Island. You notice more gay couples. Then as you exit the marina into the town it is an all out flamer fest. Men are galloping briskly up and down the streets in short shorts or speedos. Finally realizing that it was a prank: you go after your best bud…He runs towards some sand dunes and you step on a hypodermic needle or rather a syringe for shooting heroin, cocaine, and/or most likely crystal meth. “Ouch that hurts”, you said. Finally you run down your best bud and beat the living snot out of him and call him a faggot. Later on after traveling back to your home in Alabama, you go in for a regular checkup and they take blood. The doctor tells you that you have contracted HIV or rather, the AIDS virus. You ask how long you have to live. The doctor tells you that your life has just begun………..Fire Islanded…..
Best Buddy from HS to a former Long Island acquaintance at Hooters restaurant:
“Yo bruh. Did you hear about what I pulled on Eric last week when I drug him up to NY because I needed the towing capacity of his Dodge Ram to get my Honda Accord into my personal auto mechanic up there?”
Acquaintance sitting on bar stool:
“Yeah, I heard he got fire islanded! Oldest trick in the book bro. Hands down.”
Hooters bartender with big fake boobs:
“Your friend sounds like one gullible person. Does he have AIDS? Is he single?”
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Like, damn. That's amazing. Something you would use to describe the most amazing thing you've ever seen in your life.
"Holy shit, you see that pizza, there? That's fire sex, bro."
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