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Cunt who dogs his mates for online girlfriend.
"I'm staying home tonight guys, need to talk to bec"
"you're a Peter Dog!"
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This phrase comes from the old myth that if you got bit by a dog, and took a clump of that dog's hair and rubbed it on the wound, it would kill all the bactiria in the cut and help it heal faster. Modernly, this term is referred to as having such a hangover, you drink whatever you drank last night to help get rid off it.
Person 1: Dude, I got so drunk last night that I woke up with a ultra-hangover.
Person 2: Did you try using the hair of the dog?
Person 1: Yea, and I think I found the secret to eternal drunk.
Person 2: Nice.
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That special moment when a person really, really, really has to take a dump. It is so bad the shit is poking up like a prairie dog in and out of his hole.
I've got to find a bathroom fast, I'm prairie dogging it.
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The European Union has made a dog's dinner of its economic policy.
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Another term for a Male erect penis and and compound form of the word "boner"
"Yo dude let's watch the Victoria Secret fashion show before we go out"
"Naw man I don't want to be seen in public with a razor-sharp bone dog"
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Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly
"You lost the Johnson account?? You fucked a dog this time!!"
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A 40 oz bottle of beer or malt liquor. The term is commonly used in the American South.
Hey man, lets go get some forty dogs and watch the game.
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