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What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
I haven't heard of that in months
"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"
Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.
The most valuable thing in the world during the Coronavirus
"Karen took all of the Toilet Paper at the store."
in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen
WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?
"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
its almost as rare as finding gold
I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS