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A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.
I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.
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a term which refers to a woman with a small ass. Derived from the idea that the subject's rear end is only small enough to produce "deer-sized" poop, the term also suggests that this kind of woman defecates while walking.
Watch your step, she's a deer poop.
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Removing poop from a rectum and/or colon by use of the fingers or other devices.
I couldn't shit so I stuck my finger up there and gave myself a poop abortion!
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1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels
2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.
..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........
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When you have a friend of such great magnitude that he/she will go sit in a stall next to you just to keep you company whilst pooping. This person must also be childish enough to giggle at farts or any other noises that take place during regular bathroom rituals
"Hey Chad, I'm about to poop my pants! Your one my poop buddies so lets find a bathroom fast where I can drop this log and we can continue our conversation while in the bathroom!"
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Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold.
Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.
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