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That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.
"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil
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Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.
"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"
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A manga that, despite being out since 2009, is only becoming popular now. Like, REALLY popular.
I'm gonna read some one punch man!
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To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.
Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"
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When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.
Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...
Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision
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to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.
"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."
"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."
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Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.
Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.
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