Anyone who lives to habitually road-trip/cruise/drive long distances either as hobby, job, or lifestyle. Also anyone that street races, street-stunts, or thrill-rides the roadways
You know you’re a road-jock when gas stations, truck stops, and convenience stores become common in your life
a cool dude, kinda a dick. roades really likes fire and scaring the shit out of kids. he love chemicals and pirates. sub to the science pirate
mr. Roades is a duche but he’s cool ig
You best know if you’re walking down edgware road you’re getting cat called by every single freshie there. It’s mostly the moroccan and albanian dons that do it
Ooo look at my wife I met her on e road.
Some fucking freshie was whistling at me while I was walking on e road
To give head whilst driving on a rocky road.
"Yo she gave me rocky road head, and we almost drove off the mountain."
It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.
Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.
A friend that you like to drive with or be on the road with.
"I'm going with my road slim to the store."