When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it
Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine
When after a gang bang everyone ejaculates in the woman's mouth.
They filled her mouth like a salty spitune.
Salty Cornhole is when you use a salt shaker and sprinkle some on your dick and fuck someone in the ass.
Cromagnum: Last night this old lady let me salty cornhole her.
Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!
When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.
Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS
When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.