T-Sauce

An incredibly sloppy drunk. Reduced to basic motor functions and speech patterns. Becomes very confrontational, despite the fact that he is a total vagina. Often exhibits hillbilly behavior, ranting about the "good ol' boys back home in Cinci" and how "things would be so damn good if there weren't girls around." Most believe he is either asexual or homosexual (catcher only) and is believed to have an inch and a half erection although it has never been seen by human eyes. Prefers that ghetto booty, if anything.

Person A :"Oh my god, that kid just managed to die 37 times in a team slayer game."

Person B: "Yea I know what a T-Sauce, I bet he was too busy jerking off a dude or something."

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Person A: "Look at the kid falling down a hill, such a T-sauce".

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Person A: "Hey do my laundry you T-sauce ass bitch"
T-Sauce: "Fuck off, I'm gonna get drunk.... But does you want downy or tide?"

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mac sauce

A substance that is poured on a bitch before you bust all over her

Last night I was at this girls house and I had to put Mac sauce on her.

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noob sauce

Someone who is absolutely new something, but still pretends to know what he/she is doing. usually to an annoying degree.

noob sauce: DUDE!!! i got a kill! woot in your face!!!
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?

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special sauce

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet

'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'

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Brown Sauce

The leaky excretions that are a byproduct of diarrhea. Also is used to reference the Cleveland Browns and can be used as a battle cry whenever the Browns score.

"Last night my friend had a steak and cheese and then exploded brown sauce all over the bathroom."

Friend 1: "What's the score of the game?"
Friend 2: "24-7, Cleveland's killing New England."
Friend 1: "BROWN SAUCE!!!!!!"

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gerbil sauce

1. An acceptable response to any comment that could possibly be construed as sexual, especially in reference to explicit sex between men. Often preceded by, "Mmmm..."
2. A random interjection often made in raunchy conversation during a competitive game of dominoes at an outdoor barbeque.

Chris: How 'bout some of that hot buttery man love?
Steve: Mmmm... gerbil sauce.

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Sauce Donkey

A person that acts like an ass when drinking. They get loud, obnoxious, crude, and sometimes disrespectful.

"Dude, quit yelling, stop calling the bartender boobs mcgee and leave her a freaking tip this time you sauce donkey."

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