twitter balls

The keyboard courage that allows a normally civil and mild-mannered guy to make an outrageous posting in his Twitter account.

Dirk called the president of the company a lame-brained sissy in a tweet. He had twitter balls.

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Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

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kojak balls

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

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poopy balls

The act of poop sliding over your balls when squating.

KIDS:"Hey tommy, whatcha doin?"

Little TOMMY:"Don't Come over here i'm droppin a deuce!"

KIDS"WERE COMING HAHAHa"

KIDS*running over to watch tommy poop a hammer*

Little tommy"AHH SHIT, NOW I GOT POOPY BALLS!!"

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balls be gone

A new invention that will be appearing on the shelfs within the next decade; a spray on or cream application to de-sweatify the male scrotum, allowing it to hang friction free without sticking to your legs.

i use balls be gone to unstick my sack from my center ass cheek

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8-Balled

Sending someone an 8-Ball iMessage game during a conversation to indicate you do not want to speak with them. If sent over text then a few idiots may construe this as a show of friendship. If sent over snap there is no reason for you to try and salvage anything. They don't want to talk to you. Move on.

My ex texted me so I 8-Balled him but his dumbass played me back. What a fucking idiot.

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Ball Police

When a sober person asks a intoxicated male to put away either one or both testicles, after they have slipped out due to extreme drunkenness and clumsiness.

Martin: God Jack put away your ball!

Jack: FUCK YOU BALL POLICE!!!

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