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basically, a turd that is so big it defies belief. usually done by a human.
oh my god! what the hell have you left in the toilet bob?
why thats a great dane dump martha. Tell me if its gone after the 4th flush.
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When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
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The process in which anal sex takes place coercively to the point where the female recipient is forced to produce a bowel movement on the male genetals. The male then proceeds to "chase" the female around until it's agreed upon for her to perform fellatio to clean his member.
I was pounding this girl so hard she shat all over my cock... took me a while to get her to suck it all off and complete the Toronto Dump and Chase.
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After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.
Have you ever heard of a "mississippi dump truck"? Well.....
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When during sex, a the male partner inserts his fecal matter into the female's anus.
Last night Alicia and I reverse dump trucked! It was really awesome.
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Taking a serious dump after returning to work from lunch.
Joe: Say man, lunch was epic good eats
Mike: Fo sho Joe wheezy, i'll be right back I gotta go take an after lunch dump yo.
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Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
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