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The act of shitting diarrhea on a woman’s chest, then proceeding to titty fuck her.
Gavin: I gave brads mom a Coney Island weinering last night.
Tye: what’s that?
Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.
Masturbating in a hammock
I'm gonna smoke this joint, crawl into my hammock and do it island style.
Zug Islanders are the most baddest mother fuckers out there and sexiest
I just be zuggin like i live on zug island
verb. to perform an outlandish deed, astoundingly far beyond the realm of possibility, mystifying others in its audacity and sudden swiftness; to achieve an unattainable goal wih unbelieveable brilliance and nerve.
"He got his degree in 2 years! He moved the island!"; "I'm gonna need to move the island to make this work".
Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?
Me: same thing
the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.
“Lawnguyland, New york”
Long island is the best place to live. Represent!
Long Island is an island easy of New York City. We have the north and south shore. North tends to be richer whereas the South shore tends to be poorer. I am from the North Shore and I live in a beautiful house in a beautiful place that I wouldn't trade for anything. The cost of living on LI is extremely high but it's so worth it. There is always a beach nearby which is great. And we can't forget about the famous Hamptons. The Hamptons consist of very high end real estate and New York's elite. I personally own 2 houses in the Hamptons. One is located in Southampton - where the old money is. And the other is located in East Hampton. Both towns are absolutely stunning and I will say this straight out - the truth is that yes, Long Island does have a ton of wealthy people and a lot of towns are very rich and glitzy. I mean who wouldn't want to live in a place like Long Island. I particularly love the Hamptons because that is our summer vacation spot. During the summer the Hamptons are flooded with Upper-East Siders of NYC. I can definitely say that a lot of Long Islander's are Upper-East Siders that live in a beautiful place rather than the city. (I love the city too) We also own a house in Florida, and I have to say that nothing compares to the glamourous and wealthy lifestyle of a Long Islander.
"You're from Long Island?"
"Yes I am"
"You must be rich!"