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douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 20, 2010

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 8, 2007

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Monster Meal Grindset

Adopting the beliefs of the FBG$ movement whilst bulking upon monster meals. Prioritizing the gym, getting gains, and money over women.

Women: β€œWant to go on date?”

Man: β€œNo thanks, I have a monster meal grindset. I will be at the gym and getting money, and even then I only choose to consume monster meals.”

by Zander Harp December 14, 2021


Midwest Fog Monster

Farting while walking

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.

by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010


Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.

Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)

by Lee Hughes October 6, 2008


My Singing Monsters

My Singing Monsters is a mobile game made in 2012 by Big Blue Bubble. My Singing Monsters is a game where you can breed, feed and listen to the monsters sing.

My Singing Monsters is so popular!

by Iampotato9749 May 8, 2023


blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger

tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.

by Pat Mcgroin April 25, 2003

4πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž