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spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.
Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
When something is based-pilled, it is a joke used by combining the slang word based, and the “red pilled” slang first used in right wing subreddits.
Person 1: Hey, did you get pizza with sausage or pepperoni?
Person 2: I got pepperoni on half, and sausage on the other as Person 3 likes sausage.
Person 3: based-pilled
Term describing black American mayors. These mayors have a reputation for actually trying to clean up their cities, and make them safe for human habitation. As opposed to white, usually liberal mayors who tend to be more permissive on petty crime.
Rando: “Why would you vote for Eric Adams?”
New Yorker: “He’s my favorite Based Black Guy Mayor”
49ers fans unable to get over losing to the eagles.
That Trash Fan Base is saltier than Utah.
Troll your friends and giggle at their reactions
Damn I'm so womber-based I just trolled the hell out of that guy