A meme started on 4chan (/b/) on 8/11/11
>be senior in school
>Sleep in class
>leg falls asleep
>wake up during passing period
>Get up from desk, walk 2 steps
>Fall on face
>Everyone coming into the room sees me fall
>Crawl out the door
>Not the dinosaur, this really happened
one reply to this said "btw my leg was asleep"
then everyone began doing this
>Waiting after football practice for my ride
>Dumbass hockey coach yells at me for talking loud
>Do jerk off motion while he has back turned
>He turns around
>Pokerface
>brings me into football coaches office
>Tells coach
>football coach says i will be repremanded
>Has a laugh with me about it after hockeyfag leaves
>Leg falls asleep <----- My leg is asleep
Origin: Ireland. Contraction of "taking the piss off someone" and "pulling the leg".
The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.
Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.
-Do you know that they will close the dress shop you like and will open a DYI one instead?
-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!
Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.
Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."
when a girl is 'easy to get'. her legs are easily put over the guy, in a term of sex.
Hey, are your legs over easy? Or are you gonna make him wait this time?
While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.
Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.
Stands for a missionary fuck, with the woman rising her legs upwards, sometimes crossing them behind the guy's back. Best position to penetrate deeply.
Random pervert : Damn dude, prOn flicks feels so intimate and passionate when they're doing a legs up missionary, I never get bored of watching this !
Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).
'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'
'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'
'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'