sabretooth Camel Toe

so we all know what a camel toe is... (some ones pants are too tight and the genital region is see through the clothing and resemble the hoof of a camel)
well a sabertooth camel toe is the worst kind of camel toe.. its when you see the toe but its packed in there soo tight that it becomes hard and can cut bread ... very useful if you dont have a knife.

Jessica had a mega Sabretooth Camel Toe that when she got of of the couch there were cuts in the leather.

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camel toe slut

a girl/guy who enjoys stroking and having sex with camel toes.

Matt: hey wes do you see the camel toe on that girl!?..ew
Wes:I stroked it last week!
Matt: O wes your such a camel toe slut

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camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

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Toe Off A Shotgun

By far the most traditional, time-honored, and respectable means of taking one's pathetic, wretched, washed-up life, second only to Seppuku, Samuri suicide. The act entails a soon-to-be victim stealing a shotgun, placing the barrel vertically under his/her chin, and resting one's big toe on the trigger. When the individual accepts that they've certainly endured one too many winters, a simple twitch of the toe will resolve all of their issues, petty or grand.

"Aww shucks! Nibbles be outta kibbles! Best don gon don go an toe off a shotgun!"

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Louisiana Toe Clammer

When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.

Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.

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69 toe sucking

the idea was invented by a mango and a shrek doing a compromise role play during health class to teach their fellow peers how to stay safe from diseases. Usually involves two sets of feet, where partners face heads on opposite side and in sucking motion suck each others toes. Make sure ur toes are clean before u proceed anything to prevent from getting sick. better safe than sorry. Disclaimer: make sure to wear protection so you don't end up growing an extra unwanted toe there is no such thing as toe abortion :(

69 toe sucking- suck each others toes

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Necrophiliac sucking toes

Someone who enjoys having sex with dead bodies while sucking in there toes

"did you hear that Oliver is a necrophiliac sucking toes it's means he likes having sex with dead bodies while sucking on there toes"

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